2. If there's a bug crawling or flying around, I will find it and devour it.
3. If you blow on my face, I will jump you.
4. You are required to be in my line of sight at all times.
5. If you leave my line of sight, I will find you.
6. If you are in my line of sight, you are required to pet me.
7. If your epidermis is within 2 inches of my nose, I will lick you aggressively.
8. If I ring my bell, you come running.
9. Sometimes, if you're good, I may give you a present. Like a tooth that just fell out.
10. I need A LOT of sleep.
Even if it's not in my bed.
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Val, what is your email addy? We would love to see you guys when you come through our area. I am rachelvendsel at yahoo dot com. I am headed to Texas on the 18th, but we could see you anytime before then.
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