Doggone It

My husband likes eating hotdogs because they are fast and easy to prepare. Apparently, as a bachelor, he ate them a lot. The other day at lunch, he asked me if we had any. I said that it wasn't marked on the grocery list, so we haven't had hotdogs in the freezer for a while. What I didn't tell him was that after reading this, I decided we will NEVER buy hotdogs again. At least, not until we have teenagers who drive us nuts.